Texas state law prohibits taking more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. I guess customers need to play musical bar stools.

In Houston, Texas, beer may not be purchased after midnight on Sunday, but can be purchased anytime on Monday...which happens to be right after midnight on Sunday! So, technically, its illegal to buy beer when its legal to buy it.

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I did not drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, it is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.-- Babe Ruth

The harder I work, the luckier I get. - Samuel Goldwyn

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